5 New shayri | shayr ka dard | Derde dil shayri

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love

Khwabon Mein Hamesha Tumhe Dekha Hai,
Ab Haqiqat Mein Mere Ban Jao,
Is Zamane Ko Jhuka Dunga Mein,
Bas Mere Humsafar Tum Ban Jaao.

*2#:

Ye Arzu Thi K Aisa B Kuch Hua Hota,
Meri Kami Ne Tujhe Bhi Rula Diya Hota.
Mai Loat Ati Tere Pass Ek Lamhe Main,
Tere Labon Ne Mera Nam To Liya Hota.

*3#: 

Zindgi Me Khas Jagah Hoti Hai Unki,
"Jise Aap Pahli Bar Pyar Karte Hai"
Par Wo Apki Zindgi Ban Jate Hai Jise
"Aap Akhri Bar Pyar Karte Hai. 

*4#: 

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mujhko,
Bin Matlab Jo Ayen To Kya Baat Hai,
Qatal Kar K To Sab Le Jayenge Dil Mera,
Koi Chahat Se Le Jaye To Kya Baat Hai.

*5#: 

Shayar To Hum Hai Shayari Bana Denge
Aapko Shayari Me Qaid Kar Lenge
Kabhi Sunao Hume Apni Aawaz
Aapki Aawaz Ko Hum Ghazal Bana Denge.

HINDI FUNNY SHAYRI | SHARI FUNNY HINDI

1.

Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Wah Wah!
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Kisi Ne Kaha:
"Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"!

2.

Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!

3.

Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!

4.

Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna!

5.

Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab;
De Tatti, De Peshaab - De Tatti, De Peshaab!

6.

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein;
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi;
Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko;
Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi!

7.

Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye;
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye;
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye!

8.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge...
Made in China!
Made in China!

9.

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!

10.

Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Wah Wah!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!

11.

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!

12.

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

13.

Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi;
Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi;
Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko;
Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi!

14.

Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai!

15.

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad;
Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad;
Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad;
Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

GOOD NIGHT SMS

Chand ki chandni me ek palki banayi hai.
Aur yah palki hamne bade pyar se sajayi hai.
Dua hai e hawa tujhse zara dheere chalna.
Mere yaar ko badi pyari neend aayee hai…

Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala good night.

BIRTHDAY SHARI | BIRTHDAY SMS

Birthday Hai Aapka, Dete Hain Hum Yeh Dua,
Ikk Baar Jo Mil Jayein Hum, Honge Na Kabhie Judaa
Saath Denge Jeevan Bhar Ka, Yeh Hai Hamara Wada
Jaan Luta Denge Tujhpe, Hai Yeh Apna Iraada…

Dil se bohat mubarak yeh samaa,
Khoobsurat lag raha hai aaj yeh jahaan,
Aaj ke din sweekar karein meri badhaiyan,
Janamdin aapka, poora gharl hai khushnuma…

Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi
Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi
Har shamaa par naam kikh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi…

BROKEN HEART SMS | HINDI CHSKA SHAYRI

Jaane kyu log hamein aajmate hain,
Kuch pal saath rehne ke baad door chale jaate hain,
Sach hi kehte hain log sagar ke milne ke baad,
Log baarish ko bhul jaate hain…


Dil to har koi tod deta hai humara,
humne to sirf aapko tha pyar se pukara,
kya pata tha jise dilo jaan se pyar kr rahe hain…
wo kisi ur ka hai na ki humara…

JOKE BAOLLYWOOD | JOKE CHASKA

People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !!!!

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” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..

aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti ”

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“Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,

Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…” (wah wah…..)

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shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”

Mithun da says-

“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!!!!!)

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” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon

tum chaho toh mera program note karlo

…tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!

mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon

magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! ”

(kya logic hai!!!!!!!! !,superb! )

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” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )

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” Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? )

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Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”

Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS.

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And the best one…………….

Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-

“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”

” Koi Shaq..?? 

HELP BY-HINDISMS

Dard bhari shari | sms dard bhare

Tera shukriya kuch is tarah ada karun,

tu zafa kare or main wafa karun

teri mohabbat ne bas itna sikhaya hai mujhe,

khud mit jaun par tere liye dua karun…

Na wo aa sake Na hum jaa sake.

Dard e dil kisi ko na suna sake,

Yaado ko leker baithe hai aas me unki,

Na unhone yaad kiya Na hum Unhe bhula sake…

Tum kya jaano dard is dil ka,

jo bekaraar hai tumhare liye,

kbhi aakar pooch bhi liya kro haal is dil ka,

jo dhadakta hai tumhare liye…

love shyri | love sms

 Aankhon me rehne walo ko yaad nhi karte
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nhi karte
Hamari to ruh me bas gye h aap
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nhi karte…


itana yakeen to apne aap pe bhi nahi,
jitna hai tere pyaar pe,
har saans le raha hoon,
tere hausalon ke atebaar pe,
mere dil ki aag boojhane ek baar to aa jaa,
markar bhi jee jaonga,
sadke tere pyaar pe…

Sad love shayri | Broken by heart shayri

Life Partner Shayari
 
Nadaani mein hum kisse apna samajh baethe,
Jo dikhaaya uss Bewafa ne Sapna, hum haqeeqat samajh baethe
Dekho aaj chod diya hamein, Usne ek Gair ke liye,
Jisse hum apna Humsafar samajh baethe.

Exam ke liye sms | Exam shayri

shayri 1

I thought i am in adoration,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God answered
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai. 

Zdayi ki shayri | Zdayi sms

Door bhi tum nahi ho pass bhi tum nahi ho.

 Paas ho lekin paas kyun nahin ho.

 Tanha tanha samaan Mehki mehki hawa.

 Keh raha hai jahan jo ...Suno na.

 Dil ne tu ko chun liya hai tum b isko chuno na.

Fact of love | Five fever love fact | Love life fact

Love rose

1-If this is a result of her eyes or her lips or her incredible body.

-It's not love, its a LUST

2-If this is a result of her discernment or understanding about existence.

-its not love, its and profound respect.

3-If this is on account of she hollers every-time u attempt to take off.

-its not love, its PITY.

4-If this is on account of she makes u overlook 2 study and slumber.

-its not love, its fascination.

5-Love - is the point at which you don't know why you appear to be pulled in to that individual.