HINDI FUNNY SHAYRI | SHARI FUNNY HINDI

1.

Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Wah Wah!
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Kisi Ne Kaha:
"Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"!

2.

Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!

3.

Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!

4.

Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna!

5.

Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Unke Gum Me Jo Pee Li Sharaab;
Fir Jo Hui Tabiyat Kharab;
De Tatti, De Peshaab - De Tatti, De Peshaab!

6.

Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein;
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi;
Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko;
Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi!

7.

Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye;
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye;
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye!

8.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge...
Made in China!
Made in China!

9.

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!

10.

Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Wah Wah!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!

11.

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!

12.

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

13.

Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi;
Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi;
Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko;
Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi!

14.

Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai!

15.

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad;
Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad;
Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad;
Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!