Exam ke liye sms | Exam shayri

shayri 1

I thought i am in adoration,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God answered
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai. 


shayri 2
 

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..
 Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

shayri 3

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

 shayri 4

Examiner:y r u under pressure?
Did u overlook concede card,id,or adding machine?
studnt:no Sir!
By mix-up i have brought tomorrow
exam's swindling material today. 

shayri 5

In the event that u yell on seeing d inquiry paper it is an affront.
In the event that ur educator shouts on seeing ur response paper,
it is ur accomplishmen .

shayri 6

Plane:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
Phone:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:? 

shayri 7

1000 pages ki book kitne clamor me padhi ja sakti h,
Journalist  6 months
Specialist  2 months
Legal counselor  1 month
Engg. scholar ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge.

shayri 8

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
Be that as it may
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn. 

shayri 9

" Success is not moving up the
stepping stool bt its lyk hopping on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
rivalry.".